Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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