belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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