Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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