look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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