No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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