we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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