But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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