Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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