Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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