And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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