Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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