i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
