How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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