love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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