Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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