yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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