sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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