why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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