I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
4 words: hood of his car
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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