Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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