Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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