her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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