So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My feet surprised me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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