The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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