Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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