My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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