As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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