Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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