i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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