So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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