Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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