And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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