I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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