can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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