does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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