My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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