dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
