She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You almost got us killed.
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I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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