new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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