I want to stick my p in your. b.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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