She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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