White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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