I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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