Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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