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penguin condom
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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