More tranny stories later!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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