I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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