stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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