so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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