Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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