Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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