Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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