Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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