i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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