A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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